people who have the same name as me are competition
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”
There are some things you can’t unread
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will
suck a dick”
since facebook did that thing my newsfeed has been like this
are you a proton cause i’m negative and attracted to you
16 yrs and we’re still going strong <3 Love you babe